What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

knock knock go away!!!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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