- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Honk if you're Amish!

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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