- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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