Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

where's mom I killed her

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Your mother just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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