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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

alex is cool

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Pickles are powerful

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's the new green? Green

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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