What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

I'm going as the joker for halloween

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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