- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

911 jokes are just plane wrong

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??