How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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