Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Gordon Brown smiles.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

I walk into a bar...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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