a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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No!

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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