What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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