Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Anti Joke

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