- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

jibby jobby

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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