This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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THE GAME

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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