- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Prostitution is bad.......

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Racial Equality

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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