What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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