Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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hi

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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And you honored it I see :P

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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