So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Anti Joke

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