Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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mental kid

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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