- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

In soviet Russia...things are different

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why is the ground wet It rained

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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