What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

ecks! why zee?

an emo girl walked into a white room

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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