- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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