- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

John lazzaro likes dick

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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