- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What black and has children A black man

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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