What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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one stop shop

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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