Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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your so fat. your fat!

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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