Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Jordan is pregant

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

belly button

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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