What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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