- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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