Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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