there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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