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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

women's rights

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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