- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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