- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Whats white? A fridge

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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