- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Justin Beiber

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Cancer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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