- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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