-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Wenis Penis

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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