Click here to end the world.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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www.xnxx.com

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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just in time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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