- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

I have read the terms and conditions

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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