What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Asian women drivers...

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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