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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what is 3+3= 8

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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