A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Anti Joke

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