Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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