Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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