Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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