What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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