A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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your mum

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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