- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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