- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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