How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Hi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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This is a joke.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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