- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Women's Rights

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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