Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

-knock knock! -doors open

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what looks like a banana? a penis

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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