Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Click here to end the world.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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