A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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School

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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