- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

I like touching my boobs

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

The Oakland Raiders

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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