- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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how do you win a game try your best

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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