- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Knock Knock? Come in.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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