How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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black people

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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