- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man died.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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