- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's big and long? My dick.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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