- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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