- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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