- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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