- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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