- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

I love you

Heskey time.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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