Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What black and has children A black man

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Canadians

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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