I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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watch me nae nae

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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