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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

N-E Pats never cheated

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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