- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What's red and funny? The holocaust

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

your so fat. your fat!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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