Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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