- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Hellen keller

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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