- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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