How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Beka has AIDS

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Women's rights.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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