- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

LO AND BEHOLD!

su algato es en fuego

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

I hate blackniggers

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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