- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

sweating like antoni with a girl

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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