How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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whats brown and booky a book.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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