- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

do you have a wife?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

why did sally drown cause she was black

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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