- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man penetrates another man.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Boxing on Boxing Day

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's your guys names?

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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