- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Chicken

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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